Airplane security
Wow. No drinks, fluids, or gels in your carry-on luggage any more. Pretty soon they'll just make you strip down to nothing, hand you a hospital gown, and send you on your way.
Buh-bye now!
-- C.
Buh-bye now!
-- C.
The day of our wedding, I got to the church and changed into my tux, but had to wait in the sacristy while they took photos of the bride and bridesmaids. My brother called me the "Prisoner of the Sacristy". I thought it was catchy. So this blog is about me, married life, and whatever else I feel like writing.
1 Comments:
I think the next weapon of mass destruction that the terrorists will experiment with will be the Bloomin' Onion, a.k.a. the Texas Tumbleweed. They'll eat two or three of them before boarding, then fart a big hole in the plane, or gas everyone to death trying. "I'll push...and I'll push... and I'll BLOW the airplane up!" said the big bad terrorist.
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